You are referred to http://www.parm.net/answers.txt All answers are possibly wrong, misleading or just given for a laugh; any may be changed without notice. > FULL NAME: Donal Kelvin Fellows > AGE 26 > SEX: Male > LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Got one. Oh, you mean where do I live and all that stuff? In a large, early 20th centuary, semi on the outskirts of Bradford. I'm a few minutes walk from a park, several pubs, a post-office, a grocer (with really nice bread), a newsagent, and a take-away curry/pizza/burger place. Open countryside is about 5-10 minutes walk off. Railway station 15-25 minutes away (depends on whether you're going down or up the hill...) > WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS? Pointless and lame. > YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? Horizon, Have I Got News For You, or Bremner, Bird and Fortune. > WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A mouse! (I've got one of those lame Sun "Ultracomputing" ones.) > FAVOURITE BOARD GAME: Hare and Tortoise. > FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: New Scientist. > FAVOURITE SMELLS: Fresh basil, cooking pizza, elderflowers, the air after a thunderstorm. And others which I don't remember right now. > WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Either when you have to hold onto the bed to stop it from rolling out from underneath you, or when you're stood in the middle of a pool of vomit and have the unpleasant feeling that things are about to get much worse... > BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When the weather has been grey for ages and you suddenly get a clearance with the sun shining on you. Brilliant! > FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: Currently rather fond of Tchaikovsky's "Pathétique" > WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? G'way! Lemme sleep! > DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Yes. But not on trains or planes. I may be frightened of flying (well, particularly crashing,) but it doesn't make me sick. I can handle car journeys provided I have a good view of the road, and modern boats are pretty good under all except the most extreme of conditions. > ROLLER COASTERS -- SCARY OR EXCITING? Both. I love log flumes and other water rides... > PEN OR PENCIL? Pen. Cheap Bic. Black. Unless I decide to use something else. > HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? Depends how far I am from the phone. > FUTURE SON'S NAME: Something involving Kelvin (family tradition.) > FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Malin. > FAVOURITE FOODS: Almost anything high quality, and loads of cheapo stuff too. I basically love food. Especially when I'm eating it. > DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Yes. > CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate *and* vanilla. > FAVORITE ICE CREAM: Whisky and oat. Or any sorbet. Or whatever flavour you happen to have going... > CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Both are good, but bacon bits win. Just, and mainly because they don't go soggy quite so quickly. > DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? On quiet roads, yes. On the M62 or M6, no. > DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? No. > STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: Cool. > WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR:. First driven (except for driving lessons) was a Ford Fiesta Popular. Great fun overtaking BMWs in that because you knew your gearbox and they didn't know theirs... :^) > IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? No idea. > FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: There are some excellent beers and wines about, and I'm rather partial to a G&T, sherry or port, but the all-time favourite has to be Bundaberg Overproof Rum. A heavily chilled Bacardi is nice too. Don't bother with vodka and orange or rum and black. > WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? That's just a load of Bu****it. > WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE POET? I have a little book of poetry called Bedtime Rhymes (published by Ladybird; hey, I've had it for a very long time) and much of the imagery in there is still incredibly evocative. Robert Louis Stevenson is probably the most consistent of the lot, though my favourite poems are by others. > DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Depends how they're cooked. Stir-fried with raspberry vinegar and roast almonds is probably the best. > GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE > IT? Depends on the girl, and the shirt. > GIRLS -- IF A GUY ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE > IT? > IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? My current one, with more pay and less deadlines. > IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I don't want my hair dyed. > HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Not yet. > WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Wallpaper, dust and bookcases. > IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half empty or half full of what? Am I putting stuff into the glass or taking it out? Or have I just come along and observed this glass standing there in the middle of a featureless plain? If so, what on earth am I doing there? > WHAT IS FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? What is snapple? > FAVOURITE MOVIE(S)?: Contact, Saving Private Ryan, The Deer Hunter, A Private Function, Good Will Hunting, and all the Star Wars films. > ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? I am dextrous. (I also have too large a vocabulary for my own good.) > DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Yes. Beats me where I learned to touch type, but I suspect being an ex-pianist helped a lot. > IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Power Mulcher. > WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Years of copies of New Scientist. Jigsaws. Junk. > WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? The first number that isn't the first on any list of numbers. > WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? One that doesn't require me to drive it. > FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: Cricket, but only from the underside of a newspaper spread over my face. I'd rather be out walking in the Dales than watching other people play sport.