A word of advice...
You need help.
Let's not dally around the issue, it's not dramatic, it's not a terminal condition. There really is no need to be ashamed, but please. Please! For your own sake. For your mental health. For your peace of mind. For your economy. For my sleep.
I know, it is a horrible tragedy. It's traumatising, haunting! It's a disaster of epic proportions! It marked generations... But it's been a while. I mean, really. 1666 was 337 years ago, at the time of this writing. You can get over it - time heals all wounds! The great fire of London has left its stigma, but with some professional help you could, some day, alleviate its effects!
You know, it is a landmark in British history. The whole capital was destroyed in five, horrible days. But it is a landmark in history, it really is rather far off now. And the official death toll really is rather small, compared to the size of the disaster.
Our team of friendly, professional staff will be glad to answer all calls, at the following number1: 00 32 486 42 46 30. Or you could arrange for an appointment2. We can still save you from a haunted life! We can cure your obsession with fire, promised! Donations are welcome.
Ok, the fire alarm seems to be over. The firemen have left the building. I don't know what it was this time... Burned toast again, I'm sure.
It's 3:20am, I'm going back to sleep.
1£50 per min + international call rate, during day hours (local time)
2 Price to be discussed - travel at your expense